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There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.
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So cheat your landlord if you can and must, but do not try to...
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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I know that I am intelligent, because I know that I know nothing.
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Let him that hath no power of patience retire within himself, though even there...