Quote #22455
An ounce of mother is worth a pound of priests.
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It is necessary for us to learn from others’ mistakes. You will not live...
Quote #6818
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage...
Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #34065
Who made the world I cannot tell ‘Tis made, and here am I in...
Quote #906
If you want to go somewhere, goto is the best way to get there.
Quote #16096
Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time – the cemetery.
Quote #6062
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
Quote #935
Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is...
Quote #26350
Aggression unopposed becomes a contagious disease.