Quote #15472
Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.
Quote #11957
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.
Quote #12172
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #9960
Better hold the hand for coin, though small, Than lose, for one half a...
Quote #22268
It is terrifying to see how easily, in certain people, all dignity collapses. Yet...
Quote #32827
If we work upon marble, it will perish if we work upon brass, time...
Quote #2076
Marriage is based on the theory that when man discovers a brand of beer...
Quote #18552
The limitation of riots, moral questions aside, is that they cannot win and their...
Quote #33278
Passivity is fatal to us. Our goal is to make the enemy passive.
Quote #2537
When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to...