Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #26413
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #31985
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Quote #1089
Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
Quote #23388
The important thing to recognize is that it takes a team, and the team...
Quote #5289
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act but a...
Quote #26688
You and I do not see things as they are. We see things as...
Quote #30939
When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
Quote #12122
Alas! While the speculative honourable professor explains the entire existence has he in distraction...
Quote #32906
I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent...