Quote #8529
Religions change; beer and wine remain.
Quote #11962
The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
Quote #20433
In the long run, men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, they had...
Quote #10319
Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite.
Quote #430
A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits.
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #34258
Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells To dig a vineyard is...
Quote #11649
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Quote #592
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it...
Quote #25184
You don’t always win your battles, but it’s good to know you fought.