Quote #20301
In this world second thoughts, it seems, are best.
Quote #7215
To perceive is to suffer.
Quote #13020
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #33030
We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory.
Quote #19425
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a...
Quote #2899
It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you...
Quote #2992
Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #17847
Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
Quote #25164
I believe it is the nature of people to be heroes, given the chance.