Quote #20870
In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility.
Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #12317
Life is very important to Americans.
Quote #12459
You cannot keep a man down without staying down with him.
Quote #2808
Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.
Quote #1589
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...
Quote #75
One has a greater sense of intellectual degradation after an interview with a doctor...
Quote #10826
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don?t know what...
Quote #11573
When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between...
Quote #727
Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.