Quote #12364
Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell.
Quote #30499
Procrastination is like a credit card it’s a lot of fun until you get...
Quote #23446
I strive to be brief, and become obscure.
Quote #33625
If we don’t change direction soon, we’ll end up where we’re going.
Quote #24029
The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out.
Quote #8593
In that instant he learned what jealousy was. He wanted to know the name...
Quote #27124
Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
Quote #12165
So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now.
Quote #17766
To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
Quote #13519
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.