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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Appreciation is a wonderful thing It makes what is excellent in others belong to...
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Life is a dead-end street.
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A man who loses his money, gains, at the least, experience, and sometimes, something...
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Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall...
Quote #5059
The most eminent virtue is doing simply what we have to do.
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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could....
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The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than he discovery...
Quote #28981
You’re not the only one who’s made mistakes, but they’re the only things that...
Quote #2198
There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the...