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They tell me I have got a mind of my own, but sometimes it’s...
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You miss 100 of the shots you never take.
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Doctors and nurses are people who give you medicine until you die.
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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to...
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When things haven’t gone well for you, call in a secretary or a staff...
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Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is...
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Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country,...
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Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
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But O the truth, the truth. The many eyes That look on it! The...
Quote #2335
Chastity always takes its toll. In some it produces pimples; in others, sex laws.