Quote #962
Too many have dispensed with generosity in order to practice charity.
Quote #21588
The way to get things done is not to mind who gets the credit...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #27363
Resolve to live as with all your might while you do live, and as...
Quote #345
My mother buried three husbands … and two of them were only napping.
Quote #27896
A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.
Quote #16834
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and...
Quote #9638
It is better to have done something than to have been someone.
Quote #16299
Unhappiness in a child accumulates because he sees no end to the dark tunnel....
Quote #32378
Nothing can be called failure until you accept it as such. You can transmute...