Quote #11516
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too...
Quote #28485
People need loving the most when they deserve it the least.
Quote #2937
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous...
Quote #980
Our love is God. Lets go grab a slushie.
Quote #20696
Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how...
Quote #4743
Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far...
Quote #29682
God writes the gospel not in the Bible alone, but on trees, and flowers,...
Quote #15604
The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of...
Quote #11541
I go into ecstasies every time I see the naked figure of a woman,...
Quote #18862
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...