Quote #12253
Master your instrument, master the music, and then forget all that crap and just...
Quote #3571
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Quote #12790
Haste is good only in catching fleas.
Quote #5133
Keep your eyes to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows.
Quote #4176
It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.
Quote #31451
The Diplomat sits in silence, watching the world with his ears.
Quote #10463
Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is,...
Quote #32147
I sit on a man’s back, choking him and making him carry me, and...
Quote #34184
Obviously crime pays, or there’d be no crime.
Quote #5640
I know nothing about sex because I was always married.