Quote #3314
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #10849
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.
Quote #12323
The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
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All my possessions for a moment of time.
Quote #25271
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #1444
Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that you...
Quote #3405
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #11840
James, you ought to discover some day that words have an exact meaning.
Quote #19793
Any two philosophers can tell each other all they know in two hours.