Quote #1914
Laughter, while it lasts, slackens and unbraces the mind, weakens the faculties, and causes...
Quote #3685
I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.
Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #32220
To a historian libraries are food, shelter, and even muse.
Quote #11304
Anonymity is the truest expression of altruism.
Quote #20996
Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow.
Quote #6893
Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon...
Quote #22727
Real life is, to most men, a long second-best, a perpetual compromise between the...
Quote #22022
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
Quote #10092
War is one of the scourges with which it has pleased God to afflict...