Quote #15615
If mankind had wished for what is right, they might have had it long...
Quote #23990
Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point...
Quote #30373
A ship is always referred to as ‘she’ because it costs so much to...
Quote #26293
A free lunch is only found in mousetraps.
Quote #18832
I prefer to be a dreamer among the humblest, with visions to be realized,...
Quote #32494
I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on disk somewhere.
Quote #8366
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her…but she can...
Quote #20097
With enough ‘ifs’ we could put Paris in a bottle.
Quote #9596
The difference between a good man and a bad man is the choice of...
Quote #3434
Friends applaud, the comedy is over.