Quote #33239
Everything I do, I do on the principle of Russian borscht. You can throw...
Quote #621
The eleventh commandment — Thou shalt not be found out — is the only...
Quote #29698
Man was predestined to have free will.
Quote #6931
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you...
Quote #31213
Grade school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life.
Quote #29190
You can’t really be strong until you see a funny side to things.
Quote #19091
Don’t be so humble – you are not that great.
Quote #29268
Hello, everybody. Welcome to Kiner’s Corner. This is….uh. I’m…uhRalph Kiner
Quote #34892
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But...
Quote #34841
There’s only so much you can do, but if somebody doesn’t give you a...