Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #2875
The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks...
Quote #11233
A pessimist, confronted with two bad choices, chooses both.
Quote #26592
Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty, and so bear ourselves that, if...
Quote #10862
He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He...
Quote #3742
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I...
Quote #15528
The three most important parts a man has are, briefly, his private parts, his...
Quote #17875
It is discouraging to try and penetrate a mind like yours. You ought to...
Quote #26863
Making a wrong decision is understandable. Refusing to search continually for learning is not.
Quote #514
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have...