Quote #25865
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #11520
Men, in general, are but great children.
Quote #32242
There are only two industries that refer to their customers as users.
Quote #24360
Ask, and it shall be given you Seek, and ye shall find Knock, and...
Quote #9337
Young people have an almost biological destiny to be hopeful.
Quote #20742
I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.
Quote #2179
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you find it.
Quote #25471
Only barbarians are not curious about where they come from, how they came to...
Quote #10486
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples...
Quote #1793
Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no...