Quote #2850
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.
Quote #11960
It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little...
Quote #3924
Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los...
Quote #13615
Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.
Quote #19215
Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename’
Quote #19136
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead.
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #32562
Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research...
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #30347
The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition...