Quote #3007
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Quote #15137
Close scrutiny will show that most “crisis situations” are opportunities to either advance, or...
Quote #20895
He was a man, take him for all in all, I shall not look...
Quote #19722
To lengthen thy life, lessen thy meals.
Quote #174
Never give a sucker an even break.
Quote #6214
Does it really matter what these affectionate people do– so long as they don?t...
Quote #29299
I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
Quote #22726
Education, which was at first made universal in order that all might be able...
Quote #19130
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature’s peace will flow into you...
Quote #11602
Chastity is the greatest form of perversion.