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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It’s a wise man who profits by his own experience, but it’s a good...
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I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
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First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have...
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Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their...
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What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined...
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Most do not fully see this truth that life is difficult. Instead they moan...
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People in high life are hardened to the wants and distresses of mankind as...