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Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him...
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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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If you wish to be a sucess in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.
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To laugh is to live profoundly.
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
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The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left...