Quote #34220
On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
Quote #34150
The great French Marshall Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree. The...
Quote #29125
I keep my eyes clear and I hit ‘em where they ain’t.
Quote #3725
Truth never comes into the world but like a bastard, to the ignominy of...
Quote #7221
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.
Quote #4248
When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you...
Quote #17919
The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
Quote #26228
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #13999
Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time...
Quote #29536
I’m going to memorize your name and throw my head away.