Quote #12485
I mean your borrowers of books – those mutilators of collections, spoilers of the...
Quote #34533
Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
Quote #15929
No one can disgrace us but ourselves.
Quote #12669
If you run from a wolf, you may run into a bear.
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One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep...
Quote #645
Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #19666
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
Quote #30551
Accept the challenges so that you may feel the exhiliration of victory.
Quote #27244
When you don’t have any money, the problem is food. When you have money,...
Quote #29907
A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...