Quote #28651
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
Quote #32085
I tell people I’m too stupid to know what’s impossible. I have ridiculously large...
Quote #14953
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Quote #16305
I believe there are few whose view of life has not been affected by...
Quote #2537
When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to...
Quote #15476
Malice sucks up the greater part of her own venom, and poisons herself.
Quote #31521
There is no absurdity so palpable but that it may be firmly planted in...
Quote #8991
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
Quote #3993
You keep changin? the rules and I can?t play the game. I can?t take...
Quote #33812
The more rapidly a civilization progresses, the sooner it dies for another to rise...