Quote #4016
Keep cool and you command everybody.
Quote #28885
To each other, we were as normal and nice as the smell of bread....
Quote #28529
Funny-peculiar or funny-ha-ha
Quote #2529
Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the...
Quote #379
How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #25100
God does not give heed to the ambitiousness of our prayers, because he is...
Quote #24241
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.
Quote #13425
There is no history of mankind, there are only many histories of all kinds...
Quote #26736
The way he’s swinging the bat, he won’t get a hit until the 20th...