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Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
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No matter what we want of life we have to give up something in...
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In charity there is no excess.
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Let the fear of danger be a spur to prevent it he that fears...
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Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
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The notion that the colonel need be a better man than the private is...
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The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like...
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Happiness cannot be found–it must be created anew everyday.