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Blessed are we who can laugh at ourselves for we shall never cease to...
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A little boy came home and told his mother he had gotten first prize...
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It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for...
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One likes people much better when they’re battered down by a prodigious siege of...
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put...
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I celebrate myself, And what I assume you shall assume, For every atom belonging...
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When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so...
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Let us talk sense to the American people. Let us tell them the truth,...
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Not that you lied to me, but that I no longer believe you, has...
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The next best thing to being witty one’s self, is to be able to...