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The progress of the rivers to the ocean is not so rapid as that...
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The partisan, when he is engaged in a dispute, cares nothing about the rights...
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In this country England it is well to kill from time to time an...
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Engineering is not merely knowing and being knowledgeable, like a walking encyclopedia engineering is...
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Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain,...