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If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how...
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The classes that wash most are those that work least.
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Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast...
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I would rather be the candidate of the NAACP than the NRA.
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For in the final analysis, our most basic common link, is that we all...
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I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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May the sun always shine on your windowpane May a rainbow be certain to...
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You see things, and you say “Why?” But I dream things that never were,...
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It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and...