Quote #21947
The one absolutely certain way of bringing this nation to ruin, of preventing all...
Quote #16496
You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube.
Quote #32229
Why is it that, as we grow older, we are so relunctant to change...
Quote #33828
I have seen the future and it doesn’t work.
Quote #23062
Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where...
Quote #27356
He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
Quote #28949
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #1951
The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but...
Quote #22109
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is an absurd one.
Quote #542
Some couples go over their budgets very carefully every month, other just go over...