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Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you...
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I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.
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I read part of it all the way through.
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Einstein said that God does not play dice with the universe. He was right,...
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If you can’t be funny, be interesting.
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With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for...
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The phrase “domestic cat” is an oxymoron.
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The most popular labor-saving device is still money.
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STAY is a charming word in a friend’s vocabulary.
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I have with me two gods, Persuasion and Compulsion.