Quote #1069
Distributed file systems are a cruel hoax.
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #5282
Human speech is a cracked cauldron on which we knock out tunes for dancing...
Quote #27114
What we have in us of the image of God is the love of...
Quote #22103
We are rarely proud when we are alone.
Quote #8836
Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to...
Quote #6064
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.
Quote #5369
“I am” is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be...
Quote #27324
To live outside the law you must be honest.
Quote #19862
E.L. Or if, uh, you’re too wasted to remember- it is not cheating. Because...