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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?
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The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the...
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Laughter is by definition healthy.
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Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
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There is a tide in the affairs of men Which taken at the flood,...
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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
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If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not...
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Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well...
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When I interview people, and they give me an immediate answer, they’re often not...
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An unemployed court jester is nobody’s fool.