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Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still...
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What a fearful object a long-neglected duty gets to be
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally, even when you know what...
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All progress has resulted from people who took unpopular positions.
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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The white, the Hispanic, the black, the Arab, the Jew, the woman, the Native...
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A sobering thought what if, at this very moment, I am
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All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
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A high heart ought to bear calamities and not flee them, since in bearing...
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If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as...