Quote #22957
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart...
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This life’s dim windows of the soul Distorts the heavens from pole to pole...
Quote #11962
The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong; he can swear and...
Quote #32115
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of...
Quote #14857
Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find...
Quote #27257
The secret of man’s being is not only to live but to have something...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #22678
Go ahead, kill without mercy. After all, who remembers today the Armenian Genocide
Quote #27580
If you sit down and don’t see a fish at the table, the fish...
Quote #22612
It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.