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You really have to experience the feeling of being with the president in the...
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I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time”. So I ordered...
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In times of joy, all of us wished we possessed a tail we could...
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The test of courage comes when we are in the minority the test of...
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The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or...
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Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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If you tell a lie — tell a big one.
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Words must be weighed, not counted.