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Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There’s just too much fraternizing...
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You feel a little older in the morning. By noon I feel about 55.
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Do not wish to be anything but what you are, And try to be...
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People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing...
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Time spent in the advertising business seems to create a permanent deformity like the...
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The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
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Try as hard as we may for perfection, the net result of our labors...
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for...
Quote #9291
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.