Quote #4943
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #13331
The lucky man is he who knows how much to leave to chance.
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One should not stand at the foot of a sick person’s bed, because that...
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The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and...
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Educate the heart — educate the heart. Let us have good men.
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If a thing isn’t worth saying, you sing it.
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If you seek yourself,…you rob the lens of its transparency…. You will know life...
Quote #14838
He that is not open to conviction, is not qualified for discussion.
Quote #7901
There are grammatical errors even in his silence.