Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #2090
Dying is easy. Comedy is difficult.
Quote #12931
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.
Quote #1925
The music at a wedding procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers...
Quote #26524
The Creative knows the great beginnings. The Receptive completes the finished things.
Quote #8660
…simple fact that any land looks like Eden after months at sea.
Quote #78
I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Quote #3672
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...
Quote #9981
What really keeps me going is the constant belief that it could all disappear...
Quote #34459
Family isn’t about whose blood you have. It’s about who you care about.