Quote #16078
Language is not an abstract construction of the learned, or of dictionary makers, but...
Quote #16247
All grand thoughts come from the heart.
Quote #33741
Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly...
Quote #7881
One of the many major problems with governing people is that of whom you...
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I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #22195
A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #4865
O, how this spring of love resembleth The uncertain glory of an April day!
Quote #20730
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.
Quote #3788
“A penny for your thoughts?” “A dollar for your death.”