Quote #6707
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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When the mouth stumbles, it is worse than the foot.
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Age cannot wither her, nor custom staleHer infinite variety other women cloyThe appetites they...
Quote #15178
Many persons have the wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not...
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #31460
I am not an optimist, but i am not a pessimist, what I am...
Quote #29181
I feel about airplaines the way I feel about diets. It seems to me...
Quote #30335
One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to...
Quote #24441
Deliver me from writers who say the way they live doesn’t matter. I’m not...