Quote #16376
Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably...
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National Health Insurance: The compassion of the IRS The efficiency of the Postal Service...
Quote #15191
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
Quote #20876
See first that the design is wise and just that ascertained, pursue it resolutely...
Quote #1200
Truth stands the test of time; lies are soon exposed.
Quote #22510
You see these bums, you know, blowing up campuses … storming around about this...
Quote #1186
It did not last: the devil howling “Ho! Let Einstein be!” restored the status...
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #29741
Sanity is a small price to pay for happiness.
Quote #2325
When I get smitten, I stay smut.