Quote #33087
Funny is an attitude.
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I think we have a need to know what we do not need to...
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
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Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn’t do much for the auto-immune system.
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The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it’s the opposition.
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The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me...
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Any woman who thinks the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach...
Quote #28795
Be a fountain, not a drain.
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You ask me why I do not write something….I think one’s feelings waste themselves...
Quote #12008
The meekest of animals will fight bravely when it is backed against a wall,...