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Necessity is the mother of invention.
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For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don’t...
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Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty...
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Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.
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The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see...
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I’m so happy to be rich, I’m willing to take all the consequences.
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Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.
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Do not speak harshly to any one those who are spoken to will answer...