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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it...
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #13327
Measure your life in love.
Quote #21290
Dictators ride to and fro upon tigers which they dare not dismount. And the...
Quote #26836
It’s not what you do once in a while, it’s what you do day...
Quote #28146
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even...
Quote #25076
Goodness is easier to recognize than to define.
Quote #23600
He who has injured thee was stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare...
Quote #7714
Let us, then be up and doing, With a heart for any fate; Still...