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The great end of education is to discipline rather than to furnish the mind...
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You add insult to injury. (Injuriae Addis Contumeliam)
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Do we really deserve top billing?
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I would die happy if I knew that on my tombstone could be written...
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To feel “fit as a fiddle” you must tone down your middle.
Quote #1832
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
Quote #25022
From what we get, we can make a living what we give, however, makes...
Quote #20575
We need two kinds of acquaintances, one to complain to, while to the others...
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All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it
Quote #26752
Our job is not to straighten each other out, But to help each other...