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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their...
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Liberty, equality – bad principles! The only true principle for humanity is justice; and...
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He that can heroically endure adversity will bear prosperity with equal greatness of the...
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The safest way to double your money is to fold it over twice and...
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
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In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the...
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
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I’m grateful to you. If it weren’t for you, I’d be in Cicely right...
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Dig where the gold isunless you just need some exercise.