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The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It’s...
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get...
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I worry about my child and the Internet all the time, even though she’s...
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Your first appearance, he said to me, is the gauge by which you will...
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Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.
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May you live every day of your life.
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I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell.
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The secret of health for both mind and body is not to mourn for...
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The only thing Earl Weaver knows about big-league pitching is that he couldn’t hit...